I’ve lost my keys, and it’s reeeeeeally annoying. I has to be somewhere in the house, it’s probably hiding with the ‘Wiggles’ dvd which has also disappeared. I’ve told the kids they’ll get a chocolate if they find it, but even frantic searching has produced no Wiggles and no keys.
It’s always in the last place you look too, which, when you think about it makes sense – because what fool keeps looking after they’ve found it?